Friday, January 25, 2008

Prison

I was sent to prison (only for a couple of weeks) and I was standing in some kind of lobby area. It looked like Barry Docks train station with a huge glass window separating the prison from the train tracks. There were loads of other prisoners milling about and we were all wearing orange jumpsuits. We were waiting for visitors to come see us, and I went over to one group of guys (who were my friends) and we stood about chatting. Most of the prisoners dispersed to the big window to see their visitors so I wandered back towards the main body of the prison. I walked past a load of cells to what looked like a few hotel rooms without walls; there were some single beds and wardrobes separated into small cubicles. Because I was the only girl in the prison I got one of these sections instead of a cell, yay. I was looking through my stuff for pyjamas when I noticed a Sarah (but I didn't know her) unpacking a suitcase onto a bed near mine. I thought "yay, a girl" after spending weeks with scary men, so we made friends. We drank a bottle of rose one of us had sneaked in (which tasted like strawberry) and went for a look around. I hadn't noticed before but the rest of the prison was a shop...

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Tumbleweed

I was somewhere in the countryside on a wide track with big verges. The track ran parallel to a huge field of low crops on my left, which was slightly downhill with some woods behind it. The track continued into some trees at the end. On the floor under my feet there was loooads of debris; it looked like all the crap that is left after flood waters recede. There was so much that it completely covered the floor and there were a few big piles of it scattered about. The sky was a kind of ominous dark red colour and there was a sense of impending doom. There were other anonymous people trying to keep on top of all the rubbish but I couldn't find my mum and Sarah (who was pissed off with me from a previous dream). All the mounds of crap started merging together to form a giant tumbleweed which rolled down the track towards to the trees, and it was crushing people as it went when they didn't get out of the way. I followed it carefully as it travelled up the track and into the trees, where there were more people getting squished by it. On the right there was a slight incline with some trees, straight ahead was a steep little track through some branches and on the left was another smaller, winding track. The tumbleweed stopped in the middle of all of the tracks so I sat down on a stone to keep out of the way and decide what to do. When I looked down at the floor I saw a baby's skeleton in a broken coffin. By now there was a preacher telling the tumbleweed and the people that were left to go ahead and squeeze through the steep track. It was obvious it wasn't going to fit so I hid in the branches as much as I could. The tumbleweed was trying to fit through the trees but it was too big, and all the people were getting crushed. I went back out to the track by the field and the sky was even darker and redder. I knew that something terrible was going to happen if I stayed there but I was not going to be part of the tumbleweed. So me and someone (maybe Sarah?) climbed over the fence and ran down to the bottom of the field to hide from the tumbleweed. We thought there were so people in the forest by the field, so I picked some seedling things from the crops and blew them into the air. It was quite dark by now and the seedlings shimmered in the air for a while. A girl came out of the forest to look at them and we asked her to hide us. We followed her back into the trees and down lots of little passages, it looked like the Totoro forest! It was all magical and safe and cute ^_^

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Density

I was standing knee-deep in a swamp, it was all dark snot-green and slimy. There were a few brown hairy wild boars wandering about under the water. I was with a gamekeeper in green overalls who was explaining that the swamp was just 1 square acre but because it was so dense, he could keep up to 8 boars in it. This is unlike other countries where farmers need acres and acres of land to keep just a few boars.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Funk

Me, Sarah and Joe (monkey) had broken into someone's house and were covering it in funk (which consisted of bits of paper with funk lyrics on) . We heard the door unlocking so we ran about trying to conceal the funk before they found us. Some people came in but we were hiding behind the sofa, and whenever they turned their backs one of us would dart out and grab some funk. Eventually the people left the room so we ran upstairs to hide. We were scrambling to find hiding places when the door swung open and a man said "Ah I got them!" Sarah and monkey Joe were under a bed or something and the guy hadn't spotted them. He grabbed me and cowboy Joe (I don't know where he came from) and tied us to some chairs. He was so angry about the funk! Then he said to us "whatever I do to Joe I'll do to you times 2 until he talks about the funk". He stuck a nail in Joe's leg so I was begging him to talk. He didn't say anything so the guy put 2 nails in my leg. I was really pissed off with Joe because he didn't seem to be in any pain and wouldn't confess his funkness. And Sarah and monkey Joe were laughing...