Shaven

1) I was down the Knap with Gee and my brother Leo and we were standing by a low wall waiting for someone. We had a camcorder/video camera of some kind so we were playing around with it. I had what I thought was a really good idea so I told Leo to point the camera at me and start filming. I looked into the camera and said "He had crazy staring eyes" (then my eyes looked to the left, then back at the camera) "and a crazy staring ear!" But in the dream it was incredibly funny and we were pissing ourselves laughing.

2) I was in the kitchen with some anonymous people and there were 2 men in red pants. One of them was really hairy and the other was about a normal level of hairyness. The anonymous people were shaving the hairiest guy and saying "why can't you be more like the less hairy man?"

LSD

Me and Sarah were in the countryside around where I used to live, and there was a long trail of what looked like grey powder snaking across the fields. We realized that it was LSD so we wanted to steal it. We pretended to just innocently go for a walk but we were collecting it on our shoes, and the farmer was coming towards us in his tractor...

Crocodile

I woke up and got out of bed to find a crocodile's head on the floor. I picked it up and the wall in front of me had some film projected onto it. It showed a (quite skinny) elephant in a concrete enclosure with a zoo keeper. The keeper was talking to the camera about the elephant, then was handed a baby from off-camera. He held it out to the elephant who picked it up with his trunk and put it in his mouth. Suddenly a crocodile appeared, so the elephant spat out the baby and bit off the crocodile's head. The film disappeared from the wall and Twigg walked in. I showed him the head and explained about the elephant, then we went into the living room. There were loads of fairy lights and a Christmas tree (but it wasn't Christmas) , and Sarah burst in through the front door shouting "waaaaaaaah!"

Graffiti

There was a huge concrete multi-story car park with an open centre (like the bit Kakiharo falls down in Ichi the Killer) but bigger. On the ground floor there had been an infamous murder there at some point previously and it was replayed to me. I wasn't actually there in the car park; it was like my mind was floating on the ceiling and watching. There were some small parapets scattered about with steps up to them and in one of stood a man. He was stabbed to death there, although I didn't see it happen. When his body was found there was some graffiti symbol (can't remember what) on the wall. Then I was standing in the parapet with my brother Leo and one or two other anonymous people. I was anxious that whoever killed the guy would come back and kill us because we were in the exact spot. Leo and the people were joking about it and started copying the symbol all over the walls, then suddenly they were gone. I was on my own in the car park and I knew the killer was somewhere nearby. For some STUPID reason I climbed up the inside of the open centre towards the roof where the guy was waiting for me. As I reached the top he poked his head through one of the windows from where he was clinging on to the outside. He thought that it was me who copied his symbol on all the walls so he pulled a gun out and shot at me.

Bauble

1) I was at some kind of convention which looked a bit like a Christmas market (without the Christmocity). It was indoors but the floor was cobbled and the ceilings were really high, and there were lots of wooden stalls with fabric and wooden awnings in front. I was riding Lennox (one of our old horses) and I think it pissed everyone off that there was a horse in their market. I kept having to steer away from the stalls so I didn't get decapitated by the awnings.

2) I was down the Knap by the lifeboat station and it was a peculiar time of day...the sky was greyish-blue and it was getting darker. The tide was coming in fast and the water was purple and blue, it looked a bit like the iridescence when oil floats on the top of water. It looked like it had the consistency of molten metal. It looked more like a painting than anything, it was beautiful.
I was standing on the rocks with some Australians who were worried about something and wanted to leave. I was annoyed with them because it was so peaceful and pretty and they were trying to make me come with them. One of them was trying to line up some dim plastic lights on little grey stalks.... I looked back towards the beach and there was a huge (8 feet?) glass bauble on the surface of the water coming towards us. It was a giant version of some beads we made earrings out of. I'm not sure if that was what the Australians had been dreading, but they scarpered.