Monday, December 31, 2007

Potato

I was living in my old house (White Chapel) with my loads of my family, but being a dream the house was bigger and a bit creepy. Towards the back of the living room there was a small ladder up to a tiny kitchen and all these little rooms and compartments separated by low walls, like cubicles in an office. This part looked a bit like a boat. The house had no ceiling, it just opened out into balconies. There were a few anonymous people living there too but I didn't really see them. There were also lots of rabbits scattered around the house being cute. Whenever I wandered about I got shouted at for being in the way, so my brother Leo and I decided to leave. We were walking down a pretty lane away from the house when my uncle Barrett came up behind us in a car. We knew immediately that he had gone crazy and wanted to kill us but we tried to pretend everything was ok so we didn't provoke him. He drove us back to the house and locked us in with him and the others. It was then I noticed that the house was part of a big shopping centre and there were a lot of people outside, so I was banging on the glass for help. Meanwhile, Barrett was smashing up the house looking for weapons to kill us with and Leo was running about being scared. Eventually the people in the shopping centre seemed to notice me, but they just covered the glass in yellow tape and left. I turned back round to see Barrett attacking the cute rabbits, and it was then that I realised his power source was this weird ugly bunny made from a potato in the other room, so I grabbed a fold-up metal chair and battered it.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Jungle

I was on a bus and there was a guy sitting in front of me. He had weather-beaten swarthy skin, brown sort of dreadlocks and quite scruffy clothes. I asked him if he had been hunting in fields or tundra, and he took down his headphones and said "jungle". I was really impressed by this so he started to tell me his story of the jungle; as he was talking I was watching the story unfold. He said something like:

"When I was in the jungle of New Guinea (?) I stayed with the elusive tribespeople to learn their ways."

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Dust

Me and some friends (I think?) were in a village on top of a mountain which was really dry and arid. Everything was orangey and dusty, it felt like I was maybe in South America. The village looked a bit like the street market in Aladdin (haha) with woven blankets, stalls and ladders made of wooden poles and there were quite a lot of people around. Because it was on top of a mountain the whole place seemed quite precarious and uphill. At some point we knew someone or something bad was coming so all the people around me were climbing up ladders and stairs to get higher up the mountain. I could see people behind me being dragged back down by something and digging their fingers in the floor. I followed a little girl into a gap in a wall and up a ladder through a hatch but I couldn't get past her, so I hid under a pile of baskets and blankets. I could see the girl out of the corner of my eye being dragged from the hatch. Whatever it was stopped or went away so I and the remaining villagers went back to the main square and there were just a few bits of sticks strewn about.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Banquet

1) I was in a helicopter or something, I was really high in the sky above the sea and below me attached by a cable was a cage of elephants. They were so far below the helicopter that they looked really small. I was supposed to fly them over the sea and release them on the land but there was one missing. I went back and fished him out of the water and took him to the beach.

2) I think I was at a university or a college, I was in a sort of classroom with my friend Kacie and these anonymous people. One of them looked kind of like Tommy Chong and I think he had something to do with nature/wildlife. Anyway, I can't remember what but I said something as a joke and Kacie got really upset and wouldn't talk to me.

3) I was in a banquet hall at a table with loads of people (some friends, some anonymous) and we were about to eat duck. We were discussing how big a duck is and how many people it would feed, and I said that I could eat a whole duckling. We were waiting for someone else to join us but my brother Leo kept stealing bits and eating it. I left the table and went outside through double doors into a courtyard, and looked back at the big horseshoe shaped castle/country house type building. I was watching a woman wearing a green velvet dress and a stupid pointy hat who was in this big doorway, and she started singing something. Then these miniature shetland ponies in coloured harnesses came trotting out of the door, and I had the impression that this happened once every hour. Two posh looking guys wearing johdpurs and riding boots walked past me looking a bit guilty, they had bits of hay in their hair and looked quite dishevelled! I went back in through the doors and everyone was playing musical chairs.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Archaeology

Ah last night someone said "sink" and I suddenly remembered a dream I had recently!
I was in a grassy clearing in a sparse wood with 2 oldish men, it was some sort of archaeological site. There were all these low bits of grey rocks like ruins, and I knew there was some royal/high status family (parents and a grown up son) who had mysteriously disappeared some decades before. One of the men was explaining to me and the other man that the test results had come back proving that the family had been liquidized and poured down the sink.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Murder

1) I was at my old house (Ystradowen) putting the horses out in the field when I looked over towards the neighbour's house and for some reason thought something suspicious was afoot. The police turned up to ask us if we'd seen anything unusual and told us that the man from next door was missing. Then I was watching a 24-hour news channel...the police had taken the man's wife to a massive cave/room thing built into the cliffs and basically told her they knew she had murdered him and hidden the body in there, and to lead them to it. Eventually she gave in and showed them a cardboard box with his head in, but as they were leaving they found another head in a box, which she denied having anything to do with...and we were like "yeah right, scary lady".

2) I was in somebody else's house (I think I had broken in) and I was trying to catch a cat who had masking tape all stuck to his fur so I could free it...

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Agriculture

Ok, ever since I've been trying extra hard to remember my dreams they've been really hazy and boring : /
But last night I was at some kind of outdoor agricultural museum with my Grandma and Auntie but I was really bored so was trying to escape. I was wandering down this little lane but this massive, brown, hairy, dead pig was blocking the way with a farmer who had just left it there. I was crying because the poor pig was dead and the farmer was being a twat and was saying stuff like "oh it's nature's way, you city folk don't understand" so I was getting even more upset. I managed to squeeze past them and a little further down the lane was a smaller, alive pig which cheered me up. Then I was in a wooden pen with all these little penguins (my favourite) who were sooo cute and I was helping the penguin keeper put them to bed for the night, which involved squishing them into little eggs and burying them in plant pots.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Sick

Me and my friends Sarah, Joe (monkey), Niall and these 2 anonymous girls were going to get a flat together, so we were looking at houses. One place we went to see, the stairs were like a tunnel so we had to crawl up them. At the top was this tiny room, which we decided to live in. I remember wondering how we were going to carry cups of coffee up because the stairs were so crap. Niall took some mushrooms out of his pocket which we ate, but immediately Joe started puking up all this green sick, like proper projectile sick. It was hilarious, we were all laughing at him while he was trying to clamber down the stairs covering everything with this light green sick.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Run away now

Why does everyone hate hearing about other people's dreams?


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